Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince lall in fove with you, don’t forget to slop your dripper!
[Ronnie Barker]

they scraped holes in you sometimes that tore
as you stretched: they never threw you away

just wrote around the holes because it costs money

feeding the creature you came from, killing it
soaking its skin in watered lime to rot the hairs off

on one side you are cream or gray, the other chalky

you were heavy and stank, slipped
through the parchmenters’ fingers

the part that covered the tender insides

of legs, the thin skin on bellies: this they looped

tight with cords connected to short pegs
set in a frame so they could pull you taut

and use a flat sharp arc of metal
to pare down your layers, past the sheen

of waterproof to where the pores don’t show

then you were matte and smooth
as anything so tough the scribes could not

forget you were alive

[first published by Poems & Plays]