Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince lall in fove with you, don’t forget to slop your dripper!
[Ronnie Barker]

This sort of requires German. I will be happy to translate it for you pun for pun, however, if you catch me near a computer. And it might be funny in a different way if you don’t know what he’s saying.

 

Here, by contrast, he is with English subtitles, in a sketch that relies heavily on rhyme. Also the subtitles are faulty; “trunk” should be “mast” (like ship’s mast).