The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.
[Samuel Clemens]

narrative rollercoaster

My three favorite things about this, other than general greatness:
1. The little red ghost in the Lengthy Prologue line.
2. The unlabeled lawnmowing man.
3. The fact that there are two unicorns in the park, but they don’t seem to have found one another — and one of them is falling in badly-written love with a hornless horse.

[With thanks to Steve Froehlich for sending it to me.]