Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince lall in fove with you, don’t forget to slop your dripper!
[Ronnie Barker]

narrative rollercoaster

My three favorite things about this, other than general greatness:
1. The little red ghost in the Lengthy Prologue line.
2. The unlabeled lawnmowing man.
3. The fact that there are two unicorns in the park, but they don’t seem to have found one another — and one of them is falling in badly-written love with a hornless horse.

[With thanks to Steve Froehlich for sending it to me.]