Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince lall in fove with you, don’t forget to slop your dripper!
[Ronnie Barker]

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend — if you have one.”

[George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill]

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second — if there is one.”

[Winston Churchill to George Bernard Shaw]