When I was six I had a chicken that walked backward and was in the Pathé News. I was in it too with the chicken. I was just there to assist the chicken but it was the high point in my life. Everything since has been an anticlimax.
[Flannery O’Connor]

“I do not pay Compliments, because I do not desire them. For this Reason, I am very well pleas’d you speak so coldly of my Petition. I had, however, given Orders to have it printed, which perhaps may be executed: Tho’ I believe I had better have left it alone. Not because it will give Offence, but because it will not give Entertainment: Not because it may be call’d profane; but because it may deservedly be call’d dull.”

[from “A Letter Concerning the Dialogues on Natural Religion”]