There was this really smart scientist guy who said that people can learn a lot from dogs. He said that when someone you love walks through the door, even if it happens five times a day, you should go totally insane with joy.
[Ben Moon, Denali]

Here’s the next installment from the immortal “Gestures Toward a Theology of Sleep”:

“5. Giraffes only sleep two hours a day. Koalas sleep around eighteen hours a day.”