There was this really smart scientist guy who said that people can learn a lot from dogs. He said that when someone you love walks through the door, even if it happens five times a day, you should go totally insane with joy.
[Ben Moon, Denali]

Yogi tea produces a steady stream of fortune-cookie-beatingly vacuous and illogical one-liners. The winner so far:

“If you unconsciously live a conscious life, you can never be poor.”