When I was six I had a chicken that walked backward and was in the Pathé News. I was in it too with the chicken. I was just there to assist the chicken but it was the high point in my life. Everything since has been an anticlimax.
[Flannery O’Connor]

Here’s the next installment from the immortal “Gestures Toward a Theology of Sleep”:

“5. Giraffes only sleep two hours a day. Koalas sleep around eighteen hours a day.”