It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”
[A.A. Milne]

narrative rollercoaster

My three favorite things about this, other than general greatness:
1. The little red ghost in the Lengthy Prologue line.
2. The unlabeled lawnmowing man.
3. The fact that there are two unicorns in the park, but they don’t seem to have found one another — and one of them is falling in badly-written love with a hornless horse.

[With thanks to Steve Froehlich for sending it to me.]