[me]: [offers dollar amount for car]
[used-car salesman]: Oh, the lot attendant couldn’t buy it for that. The CEO couldn’t buy it for that. [Pause.] You know, I should tell you, when I was back in the manager’s office talking to them, I found out that they spent more on it than they should have, since we bought it from the head mechanic’s parents… so actually, and I’m not sure I’m supposed to tell you this, but we’re in it for more than that.
[my dad] [straight-faced, with what sounds like genuine compassion]: You know, we feel for you all at the dealership. [Pause.] That’s a shame you spent more on it than you should have.