[Philip II of Macedon to Sparta]: “If I invade Laconia you will be destroyed, never to rise again.”
[Sparta]: “If.”

[Lucy]: Mommy, tan I have a ice cube?
[Naomi]: Beez.
[Lucy]: Mommy, tan I have a ice cube pweez?
[Naomi, finger on lips]: Sssss.
[Both, with feeling]: NANANANANA BOO BOO!