When I was six I had a chicken that walked backward and was in the Pathé News. I was in it too with the chicken. I was just there to assist the chicken but it was the high point in my life. Everything since has been an anticlimax.
[Flannery O’Connor]

This is what life feels like right now: the speed, the terror, and the fun. I am working on a name of my own; Stephanieball is not quite it. Tangoball is closer.