Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince lall in fove with you, don’t forget to slop your dripper!
[Ronnie Barker]

One of my matches has this posted in the “Six things I can’t live without” section of his profile:

“Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.”

It’s a summary of the Wizard of Oz from the Marin County newspaper. (It is, appropriately, the only thing on his list of six.)